Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 23, 2014
For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all...For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry
When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage... The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork...The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
-- Ogden Nash
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday February 23, 2014
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