Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday February 18, 2014

A chippy who worked in Black Bluff Had a pussy as large as...
A chippy who worked in Black Bluff Had a pussy as large as a muff. It had room for both hands And some intimate glands, And was soft as a little duck's fluff.

A gay young prince from Morocco Made love in a manner rococco...
A gay young prince from Morocco Made love in a manner rococco. He painted his penis To resemble a venus And flavored his semen with cocoa.

There once was a fag of Khartoom Who spent the night in...
There once was a fag of Khartoom Who spent the night in a Lesbians room. They argued all night, Over who had the right, To do what, and with which, and to whom.

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous...
There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous vagina. To save herself time, She had six at a time, And another one working behind her.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take...
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.