Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday February 5, 2014

A spunky young schoolboy named Fred Used totoss off each night...
A spunky young schoolboy named Fred Used totoss off each night while in bed. Said his mother, "Dear lad, That's exceedingly bad-- Jump in here with your mamma instead."

There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest...
There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest one yet His cock was so long And incredibly strong That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.