Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 10, 2014

A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey...
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you believe,"...

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers...
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important electrical experiments...