Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday March 15, 2014

If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull...
If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out. If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince"

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.