Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday March 20, 2014

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem,...
I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.