Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday March 4, 2014

There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big...
There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs. They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips.

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact,...
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.

Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.