Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday March 29, 2014

There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly...
There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly huge. Said the king to this dame As he thunderously came: "Mon Dieu! Apres moi, le deluge!"

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker...
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: Warning label.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage...
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. -- Publilius Syrus

I've finally found the perfect girl, I couldn't ask...
I've finally found the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more, She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed, And owns a liquor store.