Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday April 27, 2015

There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous...
There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside Were so good you could hear when you spent.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends...
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet somebody moves the ends!