Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday April 22, 2015

The higher you climb, the more you show your ass...
The higher you climb, the more you show your ass. -- Alexander Pope, "The Dunciad"

What will happen when the 32-bit Unix date goes negative...
What will happen when the 32-bit Unix date goes negative in mid-January 2038 does not bear thinking about. -- Henry Spencer

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."