Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday April 6, 2015

If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born...
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.

There once was a man from Nantee Who buggered an ape in...
There once was a man from Nantee Who buggered an ape in a tree. The results were most horrid All ass and no forehead Three balls and a purple goatee.

... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies,...
... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies, the the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures and the glorious victories. -- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7

The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not...
The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not a feast. Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros. -- Ogden Nash