Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday August 26, 2015

A clerical student named Pryne Through pain sought to reach...
A clerical student named Pryne Through pain sought to reach the divine: He wore a hair shirt, Quite often ate dirt, And bathed every Friday in brine. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young lad name of Ward Who strung himself up with...
There was a young lad name of Ward Who strung himself up with a cord Said he, of his work (Ere the rope snapped with a jerk) "I am leaving because I am bored." - E.A. Guest

Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what...
Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what man normally does, She declared, "I'm a Soul- Not a sexual goal!" So he shrugged and called someone who was.