Freebsd Fortunes 3

Desist from enumerating your fowl
prior to their emergence from the shell.

Despite all appearances, your boss
is a thinking, feeling, human being.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will
be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over
the table.
                -- The Anarchist Cookbook

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,
don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
                -- Joseph Heller, "God Knows"

Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.

DeVries' Dilemma:
        If you hit two keys on the typewriter,
        the one you don't want hits the paper.

Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of
fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
                -- L. Ron Hubbard

Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
        Some do, some don't.

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?

Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control
has already been born?
                -- Benny Hill