Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday June 10, 2017

A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.

One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics...
One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer terror. -- W.K. Hartmann

The biggest difference between time and space is that you can't...
The biggest difference between time and space is that you can't reuse time. -- Merrick Furst

WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE Oh, dear, where can the matter...
WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE Oh, dear, where can the matter be When it's converted to energy? There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair.

Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd...
Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?