Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday June 25, 2017

There was a young man from Biloxi Whose bowels responded...
There was a young man from Biloxi Whose bowels responded to Moxie. Drinking glass after glass, He would tune up his ass, Till he played like the band at the Roxy.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender...
When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender heart? I love you darling, yes I do; Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you; All you are is a blossoming rose. Night is here so I must close. With care read the first word of each line. You will...