Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday June 9, 2017

APHASIA: Loss of speech in social scientists when...
APHASIA: Loss of speech in social scientists when asked at parties, "But of what use is your research?"

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure...
Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure. -- Milt Barber

I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! --...
I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working...
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star. -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change from being a pitcher to...