Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday January 10, 2018

If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about...
If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like...
There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant. When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck. I would if I could but I can't."

There was a young lady from Wooster Who complained that...
There was a young lady from Wooster Who complained that too many men gooster. So she traded her scanties For sandpaper panties, Now they goose her much less than they used 'ter.