Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 18, 2018

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

There was a young girl of East Lynne Whose mother, to save...
There was a young girl of East Lynne Whose mother, to save her from sin, Had filled up her crack, To the brim with shellac, But the boys picked it out with a pin.

Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need...
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"