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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday January 22, 2018


Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static...
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick... -- Steven Wright

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