Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday April 27, 2018

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

There was a young lady named Nelly Whose tits would jiggle like...
There was a young lady named Nelly Whose tits would jiggle like jelly. They could tickle her twat Or be tied in a knot, And could even swat flies on her belly.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"