Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 14, 2018

A habit obscene and unsavory, Holds a CS professor in slavery...
A habit obscene and unsavory, Holds a CS professor in slavery. With maniacal howls, He deflowers young owls, That he keeps in an underground aviary.

There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views...
There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.

There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after...
There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after the deacon's field, But he lurked in the ditches And diddled the bitches Who happened to cross that antique 'un's field.