Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday January 30, 2023

An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like...
An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like a Dahlia. The drawing was fine, The colour - devine, The scent - ah, that was a failia.

An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus...
An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus. The hardware went bad, But not the young lad (Except for the toupee and truss).

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

There was a young girl from Peru, Who noticed her lovers were...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who noticed her lovers were few; So she walked out her door With a fig leaf, no more, And now she's in bed - with the flu.