Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday January 6, 2023

Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted...
There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted with coins, Till a guy from Hoboken Went and dropped in a token, And now she rides free on the ferry.

There was a young girl of Gibraltar Who was raped as she knelt...
There was a young girl of Gibraltar Who was raped as she knelt at the altar. It really seems odd That a virtuous God Should answer her prayers and assault her.

There was a young girl of Newcastle Whose charms were declared...
There was a young girl of Newcastle Whose charms were declared universal. While one man in front Wired into her cunt, Another was engaged at her arsehole.