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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday December 28, 2023


There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice...
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic...
You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.

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