Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 16, 2025

A beautiful lady named Psyche Is loved by a fellow named Ikey...
A beautiful lady named Psyche Is loved by a fellow named Ikey. One thing about Ike The lady can't like Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey.

"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." ...
"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat." -- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340

A young man of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll While bent over plucking...
A young man of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll While bent over plucking a dingle Had the whole of Eisteddfod Taking turns at his pod While they sang some impossible jingle.

There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself...
There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself a Lothario. At a wench's glance He'd snatch off his pants And make for her Mons Venerio.

"There are things that are so serious that you can only...
"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg