Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 2, 2025

-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have...
-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want. They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show...

An old couple just at Shrovetide Were having a piece -- when...
An old couple just at Shrovetide Were having a piece -- when he died. The wife for a week Sat tight on his peak, And bounced up and down as she cried.