Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday January 7, 2025

There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly...
There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly huge. Said the king to this dame As he thunderously came: "Mon Dieu! Apres moi, le deluge!"

There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife,...
There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife, as he goosed her, "It used to be grand But look at my hand You're not wiping as clean as ya uster."

tax office, n.: Den of inequity.
tax office, n.: Den of inequity.

taxidermist, n.: A man who mounts animals.
taxidermist, n.: A man who mounts animals.