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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 17, 2007


To the landlord belongs the doorknobs.
To the landlord belongs the doorknobs.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means...
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce

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