Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 27, 2007

Approaching the gates of the monastery, Hakuin found Ken...
Approaching the gates of the monastery, Hakuin found Ken the Zen preaching to a group of disciples. "Words..." Ken orated, "they are but an illusory veil obfuscating the absolute reality of --" "Ken!" Hakuin...

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, ...
Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the Pulitzer prize

Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care...
Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care of Themselves. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service

When you speak to others for their own good it's advice; when...
When you speak to others for their own good it's advice; when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after...
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

I think, therefore I am... I think.
I think, therefore I am... I think.