Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 24, 2007

A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from...
A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort

GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right...
GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.

Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know...
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

X windows: Accept any substitute. If it's...
X windows: Accept any substitute. If it's broke, don't fix it. If it ain't broke, fix it. Form follows malfunction. The Cutting Edge of Obsolescence. The trailing edge of software technology...

X windows: It's not how slow you make it. It's how...
X windows: It's not how slow you make it. It's how you make it slow. The windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1. Built to take on the world... and lose! Don't try it 'til you've knocked it. Power tools...

X windows: Something you can be ashamed of. 30%...
X windows: Something you can be ashamed of. 30% more entropy than the leading window system. The first fully modular software disaster. Rome was destroyed in a day. Warn your friends about it. Climbing...

X windows: The ultimate bottleneck. Flawed...
X windows: The ultimate bottleneck. Flawed beyond belief. The only thing you have to fear. Somewhere between chaos and insanity. On autopilot to oblivion. The joke that kills. A disgrace you can...

X windows: We will dump no core before its time...
X windows: We will dump no core before its time. One good crash deserves another. A bad idea whose time has come. And gone. We make excuses. It didn't even look good on paper. You laugh now, but you'll...

X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh...
X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project. Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare. Our bugs run faster. When it absolutely, positively HAS...

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...