Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 2, 2007

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down

QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than...
QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."

AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! ...
AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! AWAKE! -- J. R. R. Tolkien

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I...
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving...
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James