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Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know...
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo
Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo

lisp, v.: To call a spade a thpade.
lisp, v.: To call a spade a thpade.

This night methinks is but the daylight sick...
This night methinks is but the daylight sick. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

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