Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 3, 2007

All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not...
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do...
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop of Bingham...
A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop of Bingham in slavery Midst screeches and howls He deflowered young owls Which he kept in an underground aviary

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of...
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.