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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 18, 2007


Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

The streets were dark with something more than night...
The streets were dark with something more than night. -- Raymond Chandler

A structured programmer named Drew Was intensely turned on...
A structured programmer named Drew Was intensely turned on by "goto". When he saw it in code He'd shoot off his load. It's a good thing his shop used so few.

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