Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 8, 2007

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a...
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234

Thus spake the master programmer: "Though...
Thus spake the master programmer: "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which...
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Writing software is more fun than working.
Writing software is more fun than working.

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:...
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same...

When the leaders speak of peace The common folk know That...
When the leaders speak of peace The common folk know That war is coming When the leaders curse war The mobilization order is already written out. Every day, to earn my daily bread I go to the market where lies are bought Hopefully I take my place among...

When users see one GUI as beautiful, other user interfaces...
When users see one GUI as beautiful, other user interfaces become ugly. When users see some programs as winners, other programs become lossage. Pointers and NULLs reference each other. High level and assembler depend on each other. Double and float cast...