Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 21, 2007

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

The fortune program is supported, in part, by user...
The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions and by a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"