Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 23, 2007

"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste...
"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night hacking (and/or conversations with God)." (By Matt Welsh)

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. --...
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress. When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess...

When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun,...
When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still had none Then Oxygen scored a single goal And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because of rain.