Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday June 3, 2007

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3: Q: When he went,...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3: Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she,...

In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over...
In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking...
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

Every person, all the events in your life are there because...
Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having done...
If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having done its damage. If it was bad, it will be back.