Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 29, 2007
Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to
lick it.Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to
lick it. One place where you're sure to find the perfect
driver is...One place where you're sure to find the perfect
driver is in the back seat. Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish,...Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan Wherever you go...There you are.
- Buckaroo BanzaiWherever you go...There you are.
- Buckaroo Banzai Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread...Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
Their indices bedecked from one to n,
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 29, 2007
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