Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 8, 2007

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth...
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. -- Chico Marx

I went on to test the program in every way I could devise...
I went on to test the program in every way I could devise. I strained it to expose its weaknesses. I ran it for high-mass stars and low-mass stars, for stars born exceedingly hot and those born relatively cold. I ran it assuming the superfluid...

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will...
Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.