Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 10, 2015

Your object is to save the world, while still leading...
Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across...
There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina. From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,...
As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day, I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay, The words were torn and tattered, From the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is how it goes, Smoke Coca-Cola...