Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 16, 2015

There was a young lady from Brussels Who was proud of...
There was a young lady from Brussels Who was proud of her vaginal muscles. She could easily plex them And so interflex them As to whistle love songs through her bustles.

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

There are a few things that never go out of style, and...
There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman is one of them. -- Ralston