Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 25, 2015

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect...
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

Every love's the love before In a duller dress...
Every love's the love before In a duller dress. -- Dorothy Parker, "Summary"