Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 9, 2015

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money? -- Ayn Rand

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "There...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "There is one thing I do know, Women are fine And children devine, But the llama is numero uno."

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive...
And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies." (By Linus Torvalds, Linus.Torvalds@cs.helsinki.fi)

Above all things, reverence yourself.
Above all things, reverence yourself.