Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 28, 2018

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#13 -- SLOBOL ...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#13 -- SLOBOL SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler. Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel...

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were...
There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez. When comment arose On the state of her clothes She, drawled, "When ah itchez, ah scratchez."