Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 5, 2018

In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back ... they...
In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back ... they couldn't get parts.

First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even...
First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat. It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call:...

A lady born under a curse Used to drive forth each day in...
A lady born under a curse Used to drive forth each day in a hearse; From the back she would wail Through a thickness of veil: "Things do not get better, but worse." -- Edward Gorey