Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 14, 2019

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood...
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. -- Louise Beal

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...