Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 17, 2019
A dentist, young doctor Malone,
Got a charming girl patient...A dentist, young doctor Malone,
Got a charming girl patient alone,
And, in his depravity,
Filled the wrong cavity.
God, how his practice has grown. There was a young lady named Ransom
Who was rogered three times...There was a young lady named Ransom
Who was rogered three times in a hansom.
When she cried out for more
A voice from the floor
Replied, "My name is Simpson, not Samson." "Pull the wool over your own eyes!"
-- J.R..."Pull the wool over your own eyes!"
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Tempt me with a spoon!Tempt me with a spoon!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 17, 2019
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