Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 13, 2019

A girl camper once had an affair With a fellow all covered with...
A girl camper once had an affair With a fellow all covered with hair. When she gave him his hat She realized that She'd been had by Smokey the Bear.

A madam who ran a bordello Put come in her pineapple jello, ...
A madam who ran a bordello Put come in her pineapple jello, For the rich, sexy taste And not wanting to waste That greasy kid stuff from a fellow.

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when...
There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.

The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN...
The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...

Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!
Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!