Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 14, 2019

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend:...
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx

Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the...
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.

Conway's Law: In any organization there will always...
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust...
Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was...
O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

Your business will assume vast proportions.
Your business will assume vast proportions.

There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in...
There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. He said "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit, But look at the money I save."